Two Good Friends

Two good friends, a Muslim and a Catholic, agree to attend each others church services together.
As they enter the Catholic church, the Muslim asked: "Dinhi ba nako ibilin ang tsinelas nako sa gawas?"

Catholic: "Ayaw bay, kawaton na!"

The next day they enter a mosque.

The Catholic, noticing his Muslim friend taking off his sandals as he prepares to go in, asked: "Bay di ba delikadong ibilin ang sapatos nako dinhi?"

Muslim: "Ayaw kabalaka igsoon, walay katoliko diri!"