Dan Torres from Bicol

DAN TORRES from BICOL ga-TNT sa STATES
(at the grocery)
Cashier: Visa or mastercard?
Dan (gikulbaan) :gipangitaan kog visa!
(gadali og sakay sa car but he needs gas)
Gasboy: Pay 1st!
Dan (ginerbyos) : patay, papers kuno!
(run 2 d fone booth 2 call home)
Operator: AT&T, can i help you?
Dan (namuti) : kabalo cla TNT ko!
(gipaningot nigawas sa booth)
Kano : are u done?
Dan : asta ako ngan kabalo cla?
Kano : Tourist?
Dan : huh? apilyedo nko kblo ghpon?
Kano : be cool!
Dan : hasta probinsya?
Kuyapan c Dan oi...